MerkyDee: Puck was like "maybe a kiss!"
MerkyDee: which apparently in his head is not cheating
MerkyDee: if Havelock never finds out
MerkyDee: whereas sex is still cheating
MerkyDee: even if Havelock never finds out
Adiva, naturally, is made of sympathy.
UndeadWriter1488: "Are not you he, that frights the maidens of the villagery? / Plays kiss and tell and leaves guys all blue-ball'd? / Are not you he?"
UndeadWriter1488: ("Thou see'st afar! I am that merry flirt around the bar!")
UndeadWriter1488: (*stops now*)
UndeadWriter1488: (*lied* "I sleep with Havelock, and make him smile, / But there are such hot boys, all worth my while ￼ / Kissing's fine, right? Not like getting toss'd? / I only do't with all my fingers cross'd!")