Crowley (aj_crawley) wrote in milli_crack,
Crowley
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shaticordia: omg you guys how many hardcore points does a fight club lose
shaticordia: if it involves pokemon
tlvop: all of them




bookelfe: *hugs* I will tag first thing tomorrow! because I LOVE THIS THREAD
MerkyDee: ME TOO
bookelfe: even though it sucks for Puck
MerkyDee: it's good for him
MerkyDee: this is the closest he will ever fucking get to therapy
scuba soph: well there is life support
scuba soph: but why talk when you can express yourself through dance
MerkyDee: I think Ava should start going to life support
MerkyDee: and make up a different story every time
MerkyDee: "My world was overrun by zombies, it's really a problem."
shaticordia: *dies*
shaticordia: and then she can create demon fight club
tlvop: XD
MerkyDee: yes Shati
MerkyDee: in the garage
MerkyDee: "The first rule of fight club is we seriously don't fucking talk about fight club"
MerkyDee: "I will cut you, I'm not kidding"
scuba soph: ahh I am imagining Crowley being summoned to a demonic fight club
scuba soph: like a pokemon
scuba soph: he would be so annoyed
MerkyDee: kdlsjflkjd ahahahaha
tlvop: CROWLEY I CHOOSE YOU
shaticordia: *screams* pokecrowley
shaticordia: i bet he is a ~plant type pokemon
shaticordia: or maybe just the kind of pokemon that scares plant type pokemon to death
shaticordia: ...i didn't make that up, right? there are plant...anyway
tlvop: yes
tlvop: there are
tlvop: bulbasaurus
tlvop: bulba
tlvop: bulba
scuba soph: sauuuuurrrr

scuba soph: I am now trying to imagine what moves pokecrowley would have
shaticordia: would he be a snake? or a people shaped pokemon?
shaticordia: ...hahaha
shaticordia: in his unevolved form
shaticordia: he'd be crawly
scuba soph: for the purposes of demonicsdlkjflskdf;f
scuba soph: yes
scuba soph: hahahahaha
scuba soph: doubleplus angry crowley
scuba soph: I am imagining ava being like
scuba soph: CROWLEY! VINES OF VIOLATION!
MerkyDee: skdsjfgjkl
scuba soph: crowley: "what..."
scuba soph: :|
scuba soph: ava: "I saw it on one of Andrew's animu tapes. come on stop being such a fucking pussy."
shaticordia: *dies*
MerkyDee: .... Ava probably did grow up on Pokemon
MerkyDee: like
MerkyDee: all kids in our generation got sucked in
shaticordia: who would he be fighting??
shaticordia: poked'hoffryn?
MerkyDee: ssfjldf
shaticordia: poke-angel?
shaticordia: kfjkdfjd
shaticordia: sam
shaticordia: possessed
shaticordia: ends up in a pokeball
shaticordia: "goddammit."
scuba soph: a wild crowley appears!
scuba soph: sam uses Holy Water
tlvop: XD
scuba soph: it's super effective!
shaticordia: shriek

shaticordia: i am going to have dreams
shaticordia: about pokecrowley vs. pokesam
scuba soph: hahaha
shaticordia: and i will hear the stupid little music
scuba soph: dramatic poses
scuba soph: against moving backgrounds of MOTION LINES
shaticordia: yes!!!
scuba soph: and LOW PRODUCTION VALUES
shaticordia: SO LOW
shaticordia: and then halfway through
shaticordia: jigglypuff wanders through, straight out of super smash bros
shaticordia: and puts everyone to sleep

shaticordia: omg omg do you guys remember BROCK
shaticordia: gen would play brock
tlvop: of course I remember Brock
tlvop: AND HE WOULD
tlvop: OH MY GOSH
tlvop: *laughing*
shaticordia: i feel like saying "brock would be played by gen" sums up:
shaticordia: 1) brock
shaticordia: 2) gen
scuba soph: trufax
tlvop: yes

scuba soph: I would seriously love to do this
scuba soph: narrate all the battles in pokemon game format
shaticordia: i
shaticordia: i would too
scuba soph: embed a tinkly videogame theme on loop in the post
shaticordia: *dies*
shaticordia: come up with Attack names
scuba soph: animated MOTION LINES attack icons

scuba soph: but the important question here
scuba soph: is who is Team Rocket
scuba soph: I vote Ava and Andrew
tlvop: ME TOO
shaticordia: ...
shaticordia: it fits...so well
scuba soph: sjdkjsfksdjfs
scuba soph: can you imagine them
scuba soph: in andrew's milliways room
scuba soph: rehearsing their intro
scuba soph: for hours on end
shaticordia: *dies*
shaticordia: andrew: i think we should wear costumes
shaticordia: ava: that's stupid.
shaticordia: andrew: no, we can't be supervillains without costumes!
scuba soph: TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
shaticordia: team rocket's blasting off agaaaa --
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