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Friday, February 24th, 2012
11:52 pm
[shelley_winters]
In which crackchat is as helpful as ever
In lieu of a DW mirror, perhaps the last post ever!

Trying to get a helpful answer about whether Aspen will be needed in the immediate future, I am answered thus:

thehermitof
    Someone needs to close the fucker.  With the Thing.
fionall8 11:38 pm
    Doesn't Crowley have the Thing?
scubasoph 11:38 pm
    and then the Thing needs to, uh, do its Thing
kd7sov 11:38 pm
    I kinda thought Enzo-mun said he had the Thing, but I haven't seen it show up in any threads. Not that I'm up on all the threads.
scubasoph 11:38 pm
    and then ALL THE THINGS need to go out the other Thing
thehermitof 11:38 pm
    Claudia has the Thing for that!
scubasoph 11:39 pm
    Crowley grabbed the Thing from the forge
    but I had him drop it so it would be conveniently lying around somewhere for someone to pick up


NICE AND CLEAR, GUYS, THANKS!

Monday, January 3rd, 2011
10:21 pm
[mnt_raph]
It's one of those extra special red letter days...
Heater: We are insane
Heater: *registers opinion*
Bing: We really are.
Heater: :-D
Bing: and I want you to know that this might be the first time I've used "elbow deep" in a milliways thread
Heater: XD
Bing: considering how long I've been playing Mike, and the way I play him.
Bing: this is...noteworthy
Heater: *giggles*
Bing: I kind of want to millicrack that
Heater: You should.
Bing: *snickers*
12:41 am
[puckishly]
I jest to Oberon, IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN
SO. It's Sunday night, and I am flailing to Adiva because Puck is flirting himself into a corner with Tesla. He didn't mean to, and yet somehow it happened. I explain!

MerkyDee: Puck was like "maybe a kiss!"
MerkyDee: which apparently in his head is not cheating
MerkyDee: if Havelock never finds out
MerkyDee: whereas sex is still cheating
MerkyDee: even if Havelock never finds out


Adiva, naturally, is made of sympathy.


UndeadWriter1488: "Are not you he, that frights the maidens of the villagery? / Plays kiss and tell and leaves guys all blue-ball'd? / Are not you he?"

UndeadWriter1488: ("Thou see'st afar! I am that merry flirt around the bar!")
UndeadWriter1488: (*stops now*)


UndeadWriter1488: (*lied* "I sleep with Havelock, and make him smile, / But there are such hot boys, all worth my while  / Kissing's fine, right? Not like getting toss'd? / I only do't with all my fingers cross'd!")
Sunday, March 28th, 2010
6:09 am
[bethan_b_bad]
Thank you, remindmeofthe, my monitor *needed* to be bathed in tea...
catslash33 (05:58:27): He totally answered the question! Technically. Depending on how widely one wishes to interpret "Period."

herworldsonfire (05:59:12): He'll interpret it as that time of the month, if Sam is deliberately choosing to be British about this. He's fairly sure Cal doesn't get those, though.

catslash33 (05:59:32): YOU NEVER KNOW

catslash33 (05:59:36): SOME WORLDS ARE WEIRD

herworldsonfire (06:00:16): WELL SAM CAN COPE WITH THE ANGST - MORE OR LESS - BUT HE'S DRAWING THE LINE AT GETTING CAL PREGNANT.

catslash33 (06:01:23): WELL WHAT IF CAL WANTS A BABY

catslash33 (06:01:24): WHAT THEN

herworldsonfire (06:01:48): WELL THEN CAL CAN HAVE A BABY WITH *SOMEBODY ELSE* OKAY
SAM IS NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT.

catslash33 (06:02:14): CAL CAN FINANCIALLY SUPPORT HIS CHILD JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH IF *THAT'S* HOW SAM IS GOING TO BE

herworldsonfire (06:02:24): AND CAL CAN BE THE ONE TRYING TO PUT 'LUCIFER' ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, TOO.

catslash33 (06:03:19): "WHAT? IT'S A FAMILY NAME."





IGNORE THE TIMESTAMPS I AM TOTALLY NOT AWAKE AT 6AM OKAY.

Current Mood: giggly
Monday, March 22nd, 2010
9:12 pm
[puckishly]
Frodo has a nautical-themed pashmina afghan
Courtesy of Shati:

Hello, fellowship. Look at your wizard. Now look at me. Now back to your wizard. Now back to me! He's not me. But if he falls into the Mines of Moria with a Balrog, he could go white and change his wardrobe and look like me!



I'm on Shadowfax.
Sunday, March 21st, 2010
10:07 pm
[lordoflorien]
From tonight's Crack-Chat:
[20:47] wiresgoingin: OH MY GOD LJ DON'T BE A WHORE
[20:47] camwyncwru: Dude, LJ isn't a whore.
[20:47] camwyncwru: Whores put out when you pay them.

********

[21:49] lordolorien: Aw, I just had an image of Leia, Alanna, and kitties
[21:49] wiresgoingin: kfjkladjla in holonet
[21:49] wiresgoingin: allana has 5 chihuahuas
[21:50] wiresgoingin: because vader took some sedatives
[21:50] wiresgoingin: and then....ordered her a bunch of dogs.
[21:50] wiresgoingin: and bought mara a pomeranian. :|
[21:51] lordolorien: tag sameth
[21:51] lordolorien: ROTFL
[21:51] whspr2ascrm13: wow
[21:51] wiresgoingin: and then he had body reconstruction surgery
[21:51] wiresgoingin: guys i live for my crack star wars games XD
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010
12:34 am
[tobeclosetohim]
Dear Jo,

So, you've known the angel, what, 20 minutes? And you've got him drinking and swearing. I don't know whether to congratulate you or go for the holy water.

Love,
Georgia
Friday, February 12th, 2010
12:58 am
[puckishly]
shaticordia (12:53:34 AM): ...now imagining the a:ts oregon trail
shaticordia (12:53:44 AM): you have died of demon pregnancy
Saturday, January 16th, 2010
12:41 am
[dear_of_heart]
it's not actually better with context
TLvop (12:37:17 AM): barbie does she wants to goeses for a ride with us, precious?
zebosity (12:37:45 AM): Our precious motorcycle, yesssss, gollum, gollum

Friday, January 1st, 2010
2:10 am
[maxwellsdemon02]
[02:08] aspenx3: okay, seriously, Merc, if you want to set up an attack, let me know.
[02:08] aspenx3: I do not object in the LEAST.
[02:08] Merky Dee: I WILL HAVE MY PEOPLE CALL YOUR PEOPLE
[02:08] *** aspenx3 has left the chat.
[02:08] Merky Dee: and by call I mean set on fire
[02:08] Merky Dee: >_>
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
4:07 am
[aj_crawley]
shaticordia: omg you guys how many hardcore points does a fight club lose
shaticordia: if it involves pokemon
tlvop: all of themCollapse )
Saturday, December 26th, 2009
12:52 am
[maxwellsdemon02]
[00:49] camacammal: the thing is... it's kind of an insane schroedinger question
[00:49] camacammal: because given lilly, and given rose, and rose's key
[00:49] camacammal: it's theoretically not unlikely that they've been hooking up off and on ever since
[00:50] camacammal: as lilly roams the multiverse
[00:50] camacammal: but maybe not.
[00:50] camacammal: that would be a fun big reveal
[00:50] camacammal: like... june of next year
[00:50] camacammal: "Oh, yeah, all along for the last year."
[00:50] camacammal: "Just never mentioned it."
[00:51] camacammal: she might actually get an expression out of X
[00:51] camacammal: O_o is an expression.
[00:51] Merky Dee: Puck will be so mad that Lilly went and slept with awesome people while he got extorted by Dracula
[00:51] camacammal: Lilly might be mad she didn't get to sleep with Dracula.
[00:51] camacammal: Trade-offs.
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
12:06 am
[puckishly]
"Goddammit! They have my otter."
shaticordia (10:43:45 PM): in the ats/btvs verses
shaticordia (10:43:51 PM): otter's blood is canonically tastier than pig's blood
shaticordia (10:44:05 PM): puck is sometimes a really enthusiastic otter
MerkyDee (10:44:18 PM): jdkfjlhjghjglh
MerkyDee (10:44:30 PM): "It's not just good."
MerkyDee (10:44:34 PM): "It's otter good."
shaticordia (10:44:36 PM): ...
UndeadWriter1488 (10:44:42 PM): spffft
shaticordia (10:44:45 PM): "You otter enjoy it."
bookelfe (10:45:01 PM): it's the most important otter?
shaticordia (10:45:14 PM): SLEEPER CELL OTTERS
MerkyDee (10:45:26 PM): dfjjdfgkghjljkdgh
MerkyDee (10:45:31 PM): does that mean
shaticordia (10:45:37 PM): puck is the most important otter of all
MerkyDee (10:45:44 PM): but he's older than you
MerkyDee (10:45:49 PM): and he's a man
shaticordia (10:45:52 PM): dracula had a mission that involved time travel
MerkyDee (10:45:53 PM): shaped being
shaticordia (10:45:56 PM): the mission went horribly wrong
MerkyDee (10:46:03 PM): *dying*
shaticordia (10:46:15 PM): (and secretly, in an offshore location)
shaticordia (10:46:19 PM): (he has a legion of FOUR THOUSAND OTTERS)


read on for emus, high school musical, and magic school busesCollapse )
Sunday, October 18th, 2009
10:04 pm
[allstarchuck]
lordolorien (9:55:16 PM): *kicks off boots* What'd I miss?
scarvesngarters (9:55:22 PM): Well.
scarvesngarters (9:55:25 PM): There was the orgy.
herworldsonfire (9:55:40 PM): The sacrifice.
fractaldawn (9:56:02 PM): The invocation of Cthulhu
scarvesngarters (9:56:49 PM): And the baked goods.
camwyncwru (9:57:06 PM): You invoked Cthulhu without me?
lordolorien (9:57:45 PM): Oh good, the usual then.
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
2:32 am
[minkhollow]
tonight on When Fourth Walls Go Bad
So Angel just presented Penny with the news that she might encounter people she recognises from fiction. And we got to talking about why canon-puncturing Penny would be kind of a bad idea:

Kristicagle: That would not go over well
Kristicagle: And I can see her next talk with Billy.
anthillinside42: No, it rather wouldn't.
Kristicagle: "So, yeah, you're dead." "No I'm not! We're fictional!" Doc: *faints*
anthillinside42: XD
anthillinside42: And then everyone goes after Joss Whedon with torches and pitchforks.
Kristicagle: hahaha
anthillinside42: Because *seriously.*
Kristicagle: "You srsly gave me a comic that indicated I would have dated Billy had he asked...and then you KILL ME WHILE I'M WITH HIM!?!?!?!"
anthillinside42: Moist: ...seriously? Do I even need to say *anything?*
Kristicagle: Doc: *grumble*
anthillinside42: XD XD XD
Kristicagle: Capt Hammer: Why do I suck at the end?
anthillinside42: Captain Hammer is just too damn awesome to believe this nonsense.
anthillinside42: ...that too. XD
Kristicagle: He'd beat up Joss, and make him re-write it
anthillinside42: ::snerk::
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
12:47 am
[maxwellsdemon02]
[00:44] Merky Dee: Puck and Legolas can have a poetry jam session
[00:44] Batyathetoon: I am picturing Puck among Tolkien elves now.
[00:44] Batyathetoon: *shinyeyes*

[00:46] scuba soph: I think Puck would flourish in Middle Earth
[00:47] JothraReturns: Yes, but would Middle Earth flourish with Puck?
[00:47] scuba soph: Instead of a dark lord, they would have a queen!

[00:48] bookelfe: but somehow
[00:48] bookelfe: he becomes BFF with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
[00:48] bookelfe: she is like "ODO"
[00:48] Merky Dee: ajhsfjkhdsh
[00:48] bookelfe: "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THIS NICE YOUNG MAN"

[00:50] scuba soph: meanwhile Sauron is all
[00:50] scuba soph: One ring to rule them all, one ring to - hey put that down
[00:50] scuba soph: what are you doing
[00:50] scuba soph: IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF RING
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
2:24 am
[will_scarlett]
Friday, September 4th, 2009
10:24 pm
[shelley_winters]
guppymun: Does Batman's facebook page call him Batman or Bruce Wayne?
requiem2adream86: Batman. Totally Batman.
MerkyDee: I'm sure he has two accounts
requiem2adream86: (he also has a twitter.)
guppymun: *snerks*
requiem2adream86: Occasionally he updates with things like: Brooding on a roof. My parents are dead.
dapheline: "I'm batman."
stuckmynock: 'Harry Potter likes this update.'
Monday, June 29th, 2009
1:13 am
[ironside_pixie]
Friday, June 26th, 2009
1:44 am
[morethanwatcher]
The Shoe Argument
Some of the cut lines of mun hysterical laughter include that clearly this argument has happened fifteen or twenty times before.

It is The Shoe Argument. Enough said.

Just go read it.

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